Bender
This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!
Homer Simpson
D'oh. I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Helen Keller
When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.